Prosticon 

One of a race of evil Robot Prostitutes that travel through space and time, fighting their good counterparts, the Whorebots. Usually is coin-operated but often accepts credit/debit. Hurts a lot more than other prostitutes when it drills you.

1. So that massage chair I sat in that was so good? It turned out to be a Prosticon!

Prosticon by razorninja February 23, 2008

prosticon 

a prostitute convention

Oh hey are you going to prosticon this weekend? My comic loving cousin is so lame, he's going to comic-con.

prosticon by prevaivishsuvindhoora March 16, 2013

Presticogitation 

rapid mental processing that commands compliance because of its speed and beauty

The pundit responded so cleverly to his opponents that even those who disagreed with him assented that presticogitation was one of his strongest abilities.

Presticogitation by Jacobe111 December 12, 2009

Postcon Blues 

The depressed feeling you get after going to a convention and seeing friends. The afflicted usually desperately text or call everyone they know from the convention, spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and forums where they find their friends from the convention, and go over every memory hundreds of times.

Man, now that PortCon is over I have some major postcon blues.

I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.

Postcon Blues by LosahLosah June 29, 2011

prosecconds 

prosecconds (n): the second glass of Prosecco

'Prosecconds, anyone?'

'Sure. Fill me up, chief!'

Prosecco Alcohol Portmanteau
Wordplay

prosecconds by Spagalucci February 3, 2018

prostitoad 

An unusually fat and ugly hooker.

Wow! You mean Miss Thing is a prostitoad? I'm surprised she can GIVE it away.

prostitoad by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007

prostinot 

A prostinot is a younger female, who dresses like a prostitute, but is not very attractive. This word derives from the term prostitot which is a young female that dresses provocatively.

Guy 1: Man, check out those prostitutes!

Guy 2: Nah man, their young, their prostitots!

Guy 3: Nah bro! Their ugly too, more like a prostinot!

prostinot by EriXutton September 3, 2010