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Prosticon

One of a race of evil Robot Prostitutes that travel through space and time, fighting their good counterparts, the Whorebots. Usually is coin-operated but often accepts credit/debit. Hurts a lot more than other prostitutes when it drills you.
1. So that massage chair I sat in that was so good? It turned out to be a Prosticon!
by razorninja February 23, 2008
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prosticon

Oh hey are you going to prosticon this weekend? My comic loving cousin is so lame, he's going to comic-con.
by prevaivishsuvindhoora March 16, 2013
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Presticogitation

rapid mental processing that commands compliance because of its speed and beauty
The pundit responded so cleverly to his opponents that even those who disagreed with him assented that presticogitation was one of his strongest abilities.
by Jacobe111 December 12, 2009
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Postcon Blues

The depressed feeling you get after going to a convention and seeing friends. The afflicted usually desperately text or call everyone they know from the convention, spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and forums where they find their friends from the convention, and go over every memory hundreds of times.
Man, now that PortCon is over I have some major postcon blues.

I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.
by LosahLosah June 29, 2011
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prosecconds

prosecconds (n): the second glass of Prosecco
'Prosecconds, anyone?'

'Sure. Fill me up, chief!'

Prosecco Alcohol Portmanteau
Wordplay
by Spagalucci February 3, 2018
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prostitoad

An unusually fat and ugly hooker.
Wow! You mean Miss Thing is a prostitoad? I'm surprised she can GIVE it away.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007
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prostinot

A prostinot is a younger female, who dresses like a prostitute, but is not very attractive. This word derives from the term prostitot which is a young female that dresses provocatively.
Guy 1: Man, check out those prostitutes!

Guy 2: Nah man, their young, their prostitots!

Guy 3: Nah bro! Their ugly too, more like a prostinot!
by EriXutton September 3, 2010
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