Pouchfuck 

To shag a kangaroo - or any other marsupial - right up (or rather down) the pouch.

Skippy - if you don't stop that incessant clicking you're getting pouchfucked.

Pouchfuck by Louise Lualubelle July 13, 2010

puckfuck 

(n) Chicks that have sex with hockey players because they think its cool.
(v) to have sex with a hockey player

(v) Yeah, after the party I'm going to fuckpuck these blond chicks that were staring at me the whole game.
(n) Tell those fuckpucks to close their mouth.

puckfuck by LL November 16, 2004

pochucker 

a Caucasian of limited and financial intellectual means; white trash

Look at that pochucker reading hot rod magazines over by the newsstand.

pochucker by Cassi S. March 15, 2005

ouchfuck 

What you say when you hurt yourself, you say ouch immediately followed by fuck, making it ouchfuck

*hurts self*
ouchfuck!

ouchfuck by charlotte November 10, 2004

punchfuck 

To fuck, with a punch. Similar to fisting, only more violent and much more painful. Causes severe distension of the orifice, and at times, uncontrollable bleeding. Anal punchfucking leads to loss of bowel control and incessant shitting.

Oh baby! Punchfuck my ass hard!

punchfuck by Endlose Nichtigkeit October 3, 2006

couchfuck 

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show

hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"

couchfuck by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010

Pitchfucker 

indie music snobs who think everything is just too cliche'

i fucking hate pitchfuckers

Pitchfucker by SnifflingIndieKidsHoldSteady October 21, 2009