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1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.
The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.
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Pootel • Pootellah • pooter • pooted • Pooter Scooter • pootle • pooterhead • pooter shooter • postel • Ponteland
poopelicious
1)Boy do I feel poopelicious after that poo.
2)Boy the word poopelicious is such a poopelicious word.
2)Boy the word poopelicious is such a poopelicious word.
poopelicious by Brother's quotes May 21, 2016
pooter shooter
The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010
Poortelligent
Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.
For antonym, see poortarded
For antonym, see poortarded
Poortelligent by The In and Out Kids September 26, 2005
Pootend
When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations
Pootend by AgeCristini July 1, 2017
Empire of Pootea
(This is all fiction. I did minimal research on the Kanem-Bornu Empire part so most of what I say is b.s.)
An Empire lasting from 1859 B.C.E-1380 A.D. Was a long-lasting empire that took over most of Central Africa and North Africa. Though going through several Civil-wars in its life, Pootea was mostly a prosperous empire. A notable civil war was between the brothers Fhat Dihk and Thihn Dihk which lead to the burning and shrinking of the Pootean Territory.
Fhat Dihk was hated, Thihn Dihk used this opportunity to create a coup which was very effective. When the switch of rulers happened, Thihn Dihk turned out to be a tyrant. So it started the "Age of darkness" where there would be a coup and a switch in Rulers almost every year, it caused many of the Pooteans to suffer. Leading to the change of name. Kanem would eventually fall but it would be succeeded by The Bornu Empire transforming into The Kanem-Bornu Empire. It too would fall to colonialism. What remains of Pootea are found in the archeological findings, stories, and songs told by the Pooteans of the past.
An Empire lasting from 1859 B.C.E-1380 A.D. Was a long-lasting empire that took over most of Central Africa and North Africa. Though going through several Civil-wars in its life, Pootea was mostly a prosperous empire. A notable civil war was between the brothers Fhat Dihk and Thihn Dihk which lead to the burning and shrinking of the Pootean Territory.
Fhat Dihk was hated, Thihn Dihk used this opportunity to create a coup which was very effective. When the switch of rulers happened, Thihn Dihk turned out to be a tyrant. So it started the "Age of darkness" where there would be a coup and a switch in Rulers almost every year, it caused many of the Pooteans to suffer. Leading to the change of name. Kanem would eventually fall but it would be succeeded by The Bornu Empire transforming into The Kanem-Bornu Empire. It too would fall to colonialism. What remains of Pootea are found in the archeological findings, stories, and songs told by the Pooteans of the past.
Empire of Pootea by Emperor of Pootea January 20, 2021