Pirt 

"Pirt" also known as a trip, consists of a group of friends journeying about the countryside smoking large amounts of marijuana.

"Man, I've had a shitty day at work. I'm ready to pirt!!"

Pirt by Pirtman 3D December 30, 2009

Pirtle

Derived from the Arabic "Purtlé," meaning to be unbelieveably hilarious and slightly self-centered; To have an abnormally large Penis; To be great in physical activities with 'godlike' strength

The man was obviously Pirtle. How much more Pirtle can you get?

Pirtle by Billy thomson May 3, 2010

Pirtini 

A random concoction of any liquor available mixed together into one giant drink.

Jesus christ that Pirtini tasted as nasty as a rimjob

Pirtini by Lawliheartchocolate August 17, 2010

Pirtate 

a cross between a Pirate and a Manatee. Has only TWO ARMS! NOT THREE, SAM!

Occured when Captain Jack Sparrow tried to sail home after a night of drunken revelry; after taking a wrong turn at the Island of Bardados, he ran aground on a sandbar off the Floridian Keys. He was thrown overboard by the force of the impact, and soon enough, he spied a female manatee. Mistaking her for a mer-maid of some sort, he...well...I think you get the idea.

From that beautiful union, the first Pirtate was born.

However, It would not be the last. The goode captain married the manatee, whom was named Debra, and they sailed the ocean blue, plundering all the seaweed in the Sargasso Sea!

I was scuba diving in Florida, and I witnessed a Pirtate giving birth!

Pirtate by Booger November 16, 2004

pirthday

When someone’s birthday falls on the most important date of the math calendar—when the most number of pies and pizzas are unprovenly being ordered on a single day by math educators and mathematicians worldwide to celebrate the number π.

What is the probability that a pirthday baby would also be experiencing their last day on earth on Pi Day?

pirthday by MathPlus November 4, 2021

pirthika 

an amazing friend and is always there for you whatsoever. she can make a big fuss out of hurting people's feelings and she will be truly sorry after. she has a big heart and will never favouritise anyone.she loves eveyone just the way they are especially her close mates. she can be a pretty sensitive person.she may also end up famous one day!

hi im pirthika

pirthika by alessandro456 September 24, 2011

pirthday

Birthday during a pandemic spent in quarantine.

Spent my pirthday alone social distancing.

pirthday by Phantomlover April 3, 2020