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pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you
oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here
pedometer by lschi1 March 31, 2015
A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.
"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."
pedometer by va1erio December 14, 2008

pedobaiter 

An underage female who is intentionally being sexually suggestive in hopes of catching the eyes of older men. They are usually found on myspace and various rating sites.
1. lol okay i'm giving 1s because she's an intentional pedobaiter

2. Look at that girl, isn't she like 13? She's showing her thong! WHAT A PEDOBAITER!

3. hey *looks at your pics* YOU'RE A PEDOBAITER TOO! OMFG =D
pedobaiter by Nellay / Soren February 1, 2006
Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.
To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.
Pedometer by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010
Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.
My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.
Pedometer by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010
1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.
After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.
pedometer by violetist August 21, 2009