PWILF 

Pregnant Woman Id Like to Fuck

Damn Adriels mother is such a Pwilf.
Pwilfs.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

PWILF by FRO December 15, 2004

PWILF 

Pastor's Wife I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, have you seen Kay Warren? She is smoking hot."
"I know dude, she is such a PWILF"

PWILF by pwilf-admirer February 16, 2010

pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession

I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering

pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019

Pwift 

When a dedicated Taylor Swift fan “Swiftie” passes gas

Damn, I just pwifted again while listening to my favorite Taylor Swift song, Delicate.

Pwift by PerplexisCat June 19, 2023

PWIF 

Person Whom I Fuck

They're not special enough to be my boyfriend/girlfriend but we're more than just friends. They're my PWIF.

PWIF by TheWingedTree June 9, 2018

pmilf 

Prime Minister I'd Like to Fuck

Yulia Tymoshenko is such a PMILF.

pmilf by Keenan Pepper October 24, 2007

PWIF 

Person Whom I Fuck

I think that to be loved secondly is unfairly regarded by society as an inconsolable tragedy especially if it's by a lover or a pwif.
I am loved secondly by parents, by friends, by teachers.
To be loved as a second doesn't spark fierce jealousy.

Why should lovers be any different?

PWIF by TheWingedTree June 8, 2018