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OstrichCamel 

The concept of a man or woman who has both sexual reproductive organs mixed into a single, convenient & complex organ. A person with an OstrichCamel can cause their penis to protrude out of their vagina or retract it back in, thus revealing their OstrichCamel.

Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.
Ron: "You have an OstrichCamel?”
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”

Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."
OstrichCamel by tothewillymobile October 4, 2010

ostrichacize 

To become or come to resemble an ostrich
Charlie angered his fellow wizards, so they decided to ostrichacize him.
ostrichacize by GrammarFTW April 11, 2010

Ostrichata 

The phenomenon of a piñata shaped like an ostrich, or in rarer cases: an ostrich shaped like a piñata
A childrens birthday turned fatal when the ostrichata got loose and killed everyone. They should have bought a piñata shaped like an ostrich - not an ostrich shaped like a piñata. Noob.
Ostrichata by MRWLOFS May 16, 2018

ostriching 

Verb; The act of running while being engaging in the stand and carry sexual position.

The penetrating partner runs, while carrying the receiving partner whose arms are wrapped around his neck, and legs around his waist, having the vagina or anus penetrated by the man's penis, thus resembling a sprinting ostrich.

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I was fucking this bitch on the beach when the po-po turned up, so I picked her up and we ostriched outta there!

The wedding took a strange turn when Jack and Molly started ostriching up and down the church aisle.

John: Fancy some ostriching?
Jane: What's ostriching?
John: <whispers>
Jane: Oh my!
ostriching by Jack and Molly April 4, 2010

ostrichface 

a moist ass bitch who says he bags but doesnt
Danny: Did you hear Patrick today, he never gets girls
JOse: I know he's such an Ostrichface
ostrichface by Mr. Funktastic March 3, 2008

Ostriching 

Like the act of Planking or Owling, the person digs a hole in the ground and places their head inside to resemble an Ostrich with its head in the ground. Which then they take a picture and upload it for their friends to see.
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Ostriching by Bweizz July 26, 2011