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Oaks Mafia 

A group of teenagers in the sub-division of Centenial Oaks who seem to for no apparent reason cause mischief. Some things the Oaks are known for is chalking peoples driveways which although this is annoying it actually does no harm. On another occurance one of the Oaks stole a scooter from an open garage but then later that same day chickened out and returned it. As you can see the Oaks are more like a laugh instead of something to be feared.
Person 1: Hey dude what happened to your driveway?
Person 2: Oh man the stupid Oaks Mafia chalked it last night.
Person 1: Man thats gonna be a pain to clean up.
Person 2: Yeah they also stole the old scooter from the back of my garage.
Person 1: Oh my god. No way!
Person 2: Yeah but knowing the Oaks they will probably just return it by noon.
Person 1: Good point.
Oaks Mafia by C. Oaks Resident August 21, 2009
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Oaks Mafia 

A group of teenagers who think way too highly of themselves. They mainly do stupid things like chalk peoples driveways, and other things normal people did in the 4th grade
person 1: hey dude, i got my driveway chalked!

person 2: was it your little sisters friends?

person 1: naaa, it was probably the Oaks Mafia

person 2: more like joaks!
Oaks Mafia by 346gj95 December 9, 2010
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026