Mud Pucker 

When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.

“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”

Mud Pucker by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020

Mud Packer 

An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.

Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.

Mud Packer by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

South Texas Mud Packer 

To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.

Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?

Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!

South Texas Mud Packer by Tdawg May 18, 2015

mud packer 

a mud packer is when 2 males engage in sexual intercourse
threw the anus. causing the shit to pack up in the anuses
causing constipation. in result causing both males to be mud packers

man i cant shit....eeewwww wat, your mud packer packed u!!!!

mud packer by janice4274 November 25, 2007

African Mud Packer

When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.

Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.

African Mud Packer by Stewthecunt March 27, 2016

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

mudfucker

M. is used for individuals who has regular and/or intentional intercourse with dirt or mud. It is a strong word which can be offensive in certain contexts.

- That guy seems to like mud unusually much.
- Yeah, that's because he's a mudfucker

mudfucker by Bertil Andersson December 25, 2008