Definitions by Gamin2001

Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

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When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.

“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”

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