Mojang’d

When something gets screwed up, doesn’t work as it should, goes wrong, can’t be fixed, it’s mojang’d.

I tried to migrate my profile & realms from Minecraft to Nintendo Switch. The website & password reset doesn’t even work or respond. Totally mojang’d.

I was coming home the other day & my radiator blew & I got a flat tyre. Totally mojang’d.

Mojang’d by TheRealSanchez December 26, 2020

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Mojang Developer

An extremely lazy human being who gets exhausted to the brink of death if told to work on their game for over 3 minutes each month. Typically spends all of their time either sleeping or watching the twitter complain about them 24/7 for their lack of doing their own job

Person 1:"Whats your Job?"

Person 2: "I'm a Mojang developer!"

Person 1: "End yourself"

Mojang Developer by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

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morang'd

getting fucked up beyond comprehension on a minimum of 3 different substances.

That guy ate a bunch of xanax, drank a fifth of scotch, dropped acid and smoked up all my weed, he was straight morang'd

morang'd by morangotang September 13, 2013

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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