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Mojang’d

When something gets screwed up, doesn’t work as it should, goes wrong, can’t be fixed, it’s mojang’d.
I tried to migrate my profile & realms from Minecraft to Nintendo Switch. The website & password reset doesn’t even work or respond. Totally mojang’d.

I was coming home the other day & my radiator blew & I got a flat tyre. Totally mojang’d.
Mojang’d by TheRealSanchez December 26, 2020
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Means you got fucked really really hard both literally and figuratively
Person 1 : Damn the lecturer didn't give me any points in the exam
Person 2: lol sit you just got moran'd
moran'd by Sitdog February 17, 2023

Mojang Developer 

An extremely lazy human being who gets exhausted to the brink of death if told to work on their game for over 3 minutes each month. Typically spends all of their time either sleeping or watching the twitter complain about them 24/7 for their lack of doing their own job
Person 1:"Whats your Job?"

Person 2: "I'm a Mojang developer!"

Person 1: "End yourself"
Mojang Developer by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

Andres Moran Duke 

Friend zoned by Melissa
Andres Moran Duke is friend zoned by Melissa
Andres Moran Duke by Hehdhd May 28, 2018

Dylan Moran 

Dylan Moran is an Irish-born comedian/actor now residing in Scotland. His comedy is based around his views and his character. He often appears drunk. You may also know him from the UK TV sitcom "Black Books".
Dylan Moran's stand up DVD:

On sexual freedom throughout generations: "When it came to my generation it was, "DONT FUCK ANYONE OR YOU'LL DIE!".

On 'Funk Soul Brother' - (Fatboy Slim): "If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls."
Dylan Moran by JAStewart December 22, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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