morang'd

getting fucked up beyond comprehension on a minimum of 3 different substances.

That guy ate a bunch of xanax, drank a fifth of scotch, dropped acid and smoked up all my weed, he was straight morang'd

by morangotang September 13, 2013

Mojang’d

When something gets screwed up, doesn’t work as it should, goes wrong, can’t be fixed, it’s mojang’d.

I tried to migrate my profile & realms from Minecraft to Nintendo Switch. The website & password reset doesn’t even work or respond. Totally mojang’d.

I was coming home the other day & my radiator blew & I got a flat tyre. Totally mojang’d.

by TheRealSanchez December 26, 2020

moran'd

Means you got fucked really really hard both literally and figuratively

Person 1 : Damn the lecturer didn't give me any points in the exam
Person 2: lol sit you just got moran'd

by Sitdog February 17, 2023

Mojang Developer

An extremely lazy human being who gets exhausted to the brink of death if told to work on their game for over 3 minutes each month. Typically spends all of their time either sleeping or watching the twitter complain about them 24/7 for their lack of doing their own job

Person 1:"Whats your Job?"

Person 2: "I'm a Mojang developer!"

Person 1: "End yourself"

by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

Andres Moran Duke

Friend zoned by Melissa

Andres Moran Duke is friend zoned by Melissa

by Hehdhd May 28, 2018

Dylan Moran

Dylan Moran is an Irish-born comedian/actor now residing in Scotland. His comedy is based around his views and his character. He often appears drunk. You may also know him from the UK TV sitcom "Black Books".

Dylan Moran's stand up DVD:

On sexual freedom throughout generations: "When it came to my generation it was, "DONT FUCK ANYONE OR YOU'LL DIE!".

On 'Funk Soul Brother' - (Fatboy Slim): "If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls."

by JAStewart December 22, 2005