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Gaunt, ghastly grim faced bloke in a group, who seems to sit eternally in the background, staring at people with cold, vigourless, serpentine and furtive eyes as if he is programmed to stalk.
Having a mergen around while flirting with girls is useful, as that one mergen can help to contrast even your puny virtues and make you appear heroic in their eyes.
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He is the only in the world , he likes to dance but no one invited him at school , however he is a very positive guy , because he started doing sit ups so he could look great as Dan balzerian .
Mergen is hot .
Mergen by Ochmer September 24, 2018
That's a Mergen if I've seen one
Mergen by ananasbetterthanpineapple November 21, 2021

Mergen Dergen 

Mergen Dergen is used in place of other words that you just can't remember or say at the moment.
Mergen Dergen by Donut August 2, 2004

mergen dragons 

When two men ( preferably one being uncircumcised ) roll their penis skin over the others penis tip to masturbate together
The guy Brian I've been seeing is uncut and last night we did a Mergen dragons in the clubs bathroom.
mergen dragons by omoori August 1, 2017

Turd Merger 

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

stop n' merge 

A technique employed by ignorant and/or terrified drivers when merging onto a freeway: instead of accelerating to merge into faster traffic, these drivers actually stop and attempt to cut into oncoming traffic from a complete standstill. The "stop n' merge" is a dangerous maneuver.
I almost got in an accident today because some clown decided to pull a stop n' merge in rush hour traffic.
stop n' merge by SLampy July 21, 2008