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gold medaling 

Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport
Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.

Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
gold medaling by Awesome G March 4, 2014

metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.
Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.
metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids 

The catch phrase used by every single villain in a Scooby Doo episode.
Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! 

The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.
"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Meddling white trash ex-wife 

A woman that you used to be married to, that gave birth to your child while you worked 2 jobs so she could stay at home and met a fuck buddy online and you busted her ass.
This woman also claims to be a Christian, but she's really a hypocrite. She will continue to get married (3 times if necessary) and have men pay her way through life by pushing out some kids. She will meddle in your current relationships because if she ain't happy, NOBODY'S happy. Also shape shifts into the "victim" and "damsel in distress" and gives your kids second-hand smoke. Wants you at her beck and call. Known to frequent bars and trailer parks. Seeks out "suckers" and "shmucks". She will manipulate them until they can take no more. This results in the death of your balls for she has them in her possession now and forever.
That meddling white trash ex-wife of yours needs to check herself!

meddling 

I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!
meddling by vizzionzz December 21, 2017