Martiniski

1) One that exceeds by far average wealth whilst in Richistan
2) Him who believes the Forbes 500 lacks exclusivity
3) Owner of Bacanaland
4) Our Holy Wealthiness

If Bill Gates and Carlos Slim had a son, he would be to a Martiniski as a Zarouk is to a Lyrio

Martiniski by Posing Frog April 3, 2008

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Milfs and Martinis

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.

"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"

Milfs and Martinis by Man don't give no fucks June 3, 2018

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martinsville

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.

Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one

martinsville by blackice03 April 28, 2006