Krampussy 

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.

My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.

Krampussy by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020

krampussy 

A vagina that doesn’t like children, just like the mythical creature Krampus; a pussy that avoids/doesn’t want kids.

My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.

krampussy by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020

krampus 

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.

Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.

krampus by Jin Chui January 15, 2008

Krampusnacht 

The German pronunciation of Krampus Nights, a celebration in Europe of Krampus the Anti-Santa Christmas demon of folklore

"Guten Krampusnacht is German for Good Krampus Nights. I hope you have fun, don't let Krampus get you!

Krampusnacht by Krampus X December 26, 2010

KRAMPUS 

A monster that is basically Santa goes down your chimney, snatches naughty kids and puts them in a wiker basket which he then sends you to his castle hidden away somewhere in Germany where he keeps you as a prisoner and punishes you and whips you with a whip. he often jumps across houses not on Christmas eve but actually on December 5th as well as Saint Nikolas day.

Sally: What is a scary legend Germany came up with?
Gemma: Krampus
Sally: Oh Ok thanks
Gemma: He see's you when your sleeping he knows when your awake he knows if youve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake

KRAMPUS by Daddy_Finn'sMonster December 5, 2018

Krampus 

When you have your period at Christmas plus, you also have cramps - its called Krampus.

OMG. Im having Krampus.

Ugh. It's Krampus Eve.

Krampus by iCaptainCook November 16, 2018

Christmas Krampus 

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack. He is like the evil opposite of Santa. If Santa represents all that is good, the Krampus is the exact opposite.

You don't what to know about the Christmas Krampus; it will ruin Christmas for you.

Christmas Krampus by Jin Chui January 15, 2008