Kongai 

Online turn based collectible card game designed by Dan Sirlin. It is hosted on www.Kongregate.com, and a system to collect cards is integrated into kongregate.com

Man, i just got pwned at Kongai
Thank god cornelius got nerfed, he was uber-broken

Kongai by Ebonyks January 12, 2009

Kongitude

The most awesome thing in the world!
this is what you would name your mom.

or your best friend.
The best thing ever!
the kongitude is there to attack that jerk that you hate

Dude 1: Yoo, that girl seems mean, I should tell my kongitude that
Dude 2: Yaa do that man.

Kongitude by thisisnoneofyourbusinness November 17, 2016

kondaism 

The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome

Followers of Kondaism revere Peter Drinklege ( The imp in "Game of Thrones")

kondaism by tintinmech July 21, 2014

kongalingus 

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.

Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!

kongalingus by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010

Konglish 

Korean and English mixed together.
Korean with English grammar.

I am the Keun-est sister. (Keun meaning big.)

Konglish by Daniel012 May 5, 2005

Konglish 

Korean + English pretty much. It's korean words mixed into english by maybe adding -ed to a korean verb to make it a past tense word, or something like that. Many korean jokes can be made this way. FOBs usually speak like that to banana korean people.

I "bap mugued" (I ate rice)
You're a "babo" (You're an idiot)
Korny Konglish joke: What did the horny mushroom say to his girlfriend? Buhsut (fyi thats mushroom in korean)

Konglish by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

funky konging 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.

Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa

funky konging by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017