Knouche 

Being a knob and a douche at the same time.

Ben: What the fuck is wrong with Jacek?
Tom: Dude you shouldn't be surprised - he's a tremendous knouche after all.

Knouche by ToMash Problem? December 15, 2016

knobcheese 

there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath

chris is a knobcheese

knobcheese by chris wheal April 23, 2004

Knobcheese 

The actual name is 'smegma' found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour

Yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of knobcheese

Knobcheese by Star + Glitter April 15, 2005

knobcheese 

(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum

"...that guy been in that room for weeks. I bet hes fulla knobcheese..."

knobcheese by Anonymous September 23, 2003

kouche

Marijuana in Jamaican slang

Pass the Kouche to the left hand side!

kouche by Lookuhs July 30, 2006

knobcheese 

the dirty yellow cheese under ones foreskin

tim hewitt

knobcheese by peter pan October 15, 2003

Knobcheese 

1: This 'cheese' stuff that's under your knob if you're a lazy prick and don't shower

2: Derogatory, used when someone is being a dumbass or just to put someone down.

STFU you knobcheese!

Knobcheese by Camwin June 19, 2005