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Kerblasted

The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)
After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.
Kerblasted by Slimjakie October 26, 2016
Related Words
An explosion usually relating to an automotive engine. Coined by Steve Matchet, F1 TV analyist.
Kerblamo! It done blowed up!
kerblamo by JasonS5555 March 16, 2010

kerblammo 

an exclaimation usually describing an explosion dude!
instead of saying KABOOM!
u gotsta say KERBLAMMO
"when thems terrorists was bombing thats place right it was all explody and it was like KERBLAMMO!!"

"nerin u r a fuckin idiot"

kerblasted

Very stoned; having smoked or consumed cannabis sativa.
"Let's get the oil pastels and start drawing, I'm kerblasted."
"Why am I not surprised?"
kerblasted by Charles WoodZen November 13, 2011

Kerblumpkin 

When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.

Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin
I need to wash this shit water off my face because my boyfriend gave me a gnarly kerblumpkin.
Kerblumpkin by BSleepy June 13, 2010
A proclomation by Italian lovers from Milan at the pinacle explosion of sexual intercourse.
Woman: "Uhhh (moaning), I'm cumming...."
Man: "Kerblamo!!!"
kerblamo by cowpoke May 12, 2007