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Kerblasted

The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)
After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.
Kerblasted by Slimjakie October 26, 2016
Related Words
An explosion usually relating to an automotive engine. Coined by Steve Matchet, F1 TV analyist.
Kerblamo! It done blowed up!
kerblamo by JasonS5555 March 16, 2010

Kerbaheaden't 

1 Someone who is close minded.
2 Someone who is idiotic, and will always reject the truth.
"Josh is so Kerbaheaden't!"
"This is why no one likes you Josh, you're so Kerbaheaden't!"
Kerbaheaden't by NotLuaYT October 23, 2022
The most amazing word ever, this word can mean whatever you want it to mean and it can be used in any sentence
Hey look that dude is such a kerblam man
Kerblam by MyNameIsNotMyName January 25, 2017

kerblammo 

an exclaimation usually describing an explosion dude!
instead of saying KABOOM!
u gotsta say KERBLAMMO
"when thems terrorists was bombing thats place right it was all explody and it was like KERBLAMMO!!"

"nerin u r a fuckin idiot"

kerblasted

Very stoned; having smoked or consumed cannabis sativa.
"Let's get the oil pastels and start drawing, I'm kerblasted."
"Why am I not surprised?"
kerblasted by Charles WoodZen November 13, 2011