Jonging

Threatening someone with something that cannot be carried through with

Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.

John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.

Jonging by sarah gold April 5, 2013

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Jongin

"Kim jongin is a literal god that god sent down to bless us mere peasants with. His smile is the equivalent to the sun and he possesses more beauty than michelangelo's sistine chapel. His laugh is like bright bubbles of happiness and joy, and it's really cute when he laughs to the point where you can hear each individual 'ha' in his laugh, he's probably living his best life and we love that for him. A perfectionist who's very hard on himself but shouldn't be since he has all the talent in the world at his disposal, dancing so beautiful and sharp. He has a way with moving his body that it conveys emotion and a story in each of his dances, such a strong stage presence that he even acknowledges the personality change he was taught to convey on stage when he dances. Kim Jongin, Kim Kai, same person. A love for dogs and teddy bears, homie is someone you just have to love bc lets be honest everyone loves Jonginnie."

kim jongin is the living embodiment of untouchable perfection n thats the tea

Jongin by aidensrk September 21, 2018

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J-Jogging

Slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. Definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (FL).

A form of exercise.

Instead of Chris and Alex pumping the iron they decided to J-Jog around the block to show their manliness.

Ex: Don't mess with that man J-Jogging over there he's dangerous!

J-Jogging by ITzAMT February 21, 2014