JewHo 

An excessively materialistic woman who believes that the net worth of a man supercedes all other aspects of his personality and nature. JewHoes are notorious for running three simultaneous credit checks on a man before even talking to him and for a complete lack of ability or willingness to put out, as they believe their cunts are sacred ground, much like Israel.

"That fucking JewHo drained my Swiss bank account and not my balls."

JewHo by MrKennedy November 24, 2007

Jehovah's Fitness 

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

Go Jehovah on his ass by bbone22 September 7, 2012

jerhoobs 

Term used by Kelso in "that 70's show" with the meaning of boobs that are not covered by a bra or shirt.

"let me touch those jerhoobs!!"

jerhoobs by The Child September 2, 2007

jewdonym 

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

jewdonym by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

Big Jehovah riders 

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders

You will ride with big Jehovah riders

Big Jehovah riders by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019

JaeWhompus 

Verb:
a) to physically hurt a person to the brink of death,
b) to have sexual intercourse with a woman,
c) to out smart your opponent by using multiple simple techniques,
d) to have the most intense moment of your life.

a) Don't make me JaeWhomp your ass!
b) Hey girl I know you want the big JaeWhompus.
c) He wasn't that smart I used five jaewhompus on him and his defense crumbled.
d) Holy shit that was JaeWhompus, dude!

JaeWhompus by Whompuski August 30, 2010