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Jaredian 

An incredibly amazing, smart, beautiful and awesome person who is a fan of the gorgeous, tall, talented, genius, Jared Padalecki. Because he has an incredibly large fan-base, his fans need there own name, which is Jaredian.
Jared: My fans now have their own title.
Jensen: Oh yeah?
Jared: Yep, they are that amazing... they are JAREDIANS!
Jensen: That's awesome!
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A Jardian is an epic gamer being the best at what game he plays.
That's the Jardian of Minecraft.
Jardian by Ē April 29, 2021

jardiance 

Substance used to control A1C, butt occasionally could cause infection of the perinium according to some studies.
I have a little pill with a story to tell, it causes taint rot and causes buttholes to swell, i take once daily Jardiance now all is hell....
trouble at times but makes up for it later (if you know what i mean) ;) Girls fall flat for his hair.(drop dead sexy) The one to see if your up for something new.
Don't you think he is so Jaredin?
Dang, is your name Jaredin? Cause i think you should change your name if it's not.
Jaredin by My self and I February 13, 2010

Jareding 

When you fuck up something beyond belief.
Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
Jareding by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010

Jareding 

Jared is jareding again! Hes eating bath bombs
Jareding by JacenDinne April 3, 2019

Jarodian 

Jarodian is an adjective for loud, obnoxious and/or knobbish behavior. Originates from the phrase- "being a jared".
Take the situation where you are at a party and someone continuously draws attention to themselves for overly-macho or excessively stupid behavior. A guy who loudly heckles speechmakers with unfunny and inappropriate jokes. Or someone who tells ridiculous lies, full-thinking he has conned the listener into believing he is cool, when in fact that person cannot wait to get away and knows they're having to put up with jarodian yarns.
Jarodian by boonerypiggery October 5, 2011