Jabbend 

A half finished cigarette, a term commonly used by British trash whilst trying to scavenge a smoke.

Oi mate, give me your jabbend

Jabbend by Judith Kinglebert December 9, 2007

Jebbend 

An insult for someone who is a bit thick/stupid/idiotic when they act like a 'bellend'.

Also can be used when the word 'bellend' seems a bit harsh.

Steve: I was on the train earlier and this baby wouldn't stop crying! So I punched it in the face.

Barry: Oh steve, you complete and utter Jebbend.

Jebbend by Dan2shambles April 29, 2009

jabberdeen 

Noun: a turnkey device for smoking pot. A low-profile wooden container that discretely hides a one-hitter pipe and your bud; while perfectly fitting the contours of your hand. You take the pipe, twist it into the bud at the bottom of the jabberdeen, and it will compact inside the end of the pipe. Best for quick, on-the-go recreational smoking.

"Time to hit the jabberdeen, a few shots of Jager', and watch some NFL RedZone." Chuck admirably said.

jabberdeen by Sgt Longshanks September 29, 2014

jabbed

Got the covid-19 vaccine

I've been jabbed

jabbed by Francesco II March 20, 2021

Jabbed

Being poked/stabbed with a sharp material.

When I got my vaccine, I was jabbed in the arm.

Jabbed by Abby From Wii Sports April 24, 2021

Jolly Jabbed 

When someone gets vaccinated an unhealthy number of times, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, and getting rid of their other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who admitted to have been jolly jabbed from Covid-19 at least 11 times in less than two years, was prevented from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly uncovered his serial trickery.

Jolly Jabbed by MathPlus January 9, 2022

Jebbend 

Jebbend, is an alternative term for bellend. Often used when one is too high to coherently communicate the world bellend, or when one wishes to cause minimal offense with the term.

"Haha... look at that... look at that jebbend!"

"You my friend are a jebbend."

"I think I hurt my jebbend last night."

Jebbend by Caleb Pile November 8, 2007