redzone

The act of fondling another's face with a cylindrical object, i.e. a rolled-up newspaper. This is done in conjunction with saying Redzone (in an awkward tone).

Guy 1: (Fondling roomates face with a rolled-up newspaper) Redzone. (in a creepy tone)

Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!

by Ryan Chappelle October 31, 2007

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Redzone

The redzone is the area between your belly button and the base of your penis.

As soon as she crossed into the redzone, I knew I was gonna score.

by K-StateCheese February 14, 2011

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RedZoner

RedZoner:

a person who wastes every Sunday during the NFL season watching football non stop, commercial free football on the RedZone channel and not getting jack shit done for 7 straight hours. Its the best way possible to spend your football Sunday's. This is particularly popular with fantasy football players, and people who just have nothing better to do all day on Sundays.

Dude: what did you do this weekend?

Dude 2: Man, I was a complete RedZoner yesterday. I didn't do anything but watch watch non-stop football and eat tons of crappy food. The day was pure awesomeness!

by sarjas1 September 08, 2014

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Just another meaningless 'insult' for someone who is not a chav

SOME "REDZONER" FACTS:

1. Not all "redzoners" listen to Slipknot or KoRn and go to mosh pits.
2. "redzoners" are generally nice, up for a laugh and have a different style of music/fashion to most people.
3. "REDZONERS" DO NOT WANT TO "NIFE UP YO MUM"

this redzoner thing drives me insane. If I get called a dirty red or a redzoner ONE more time I am going to lose it.

by _Katie_ April 10, 2006

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