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Tasmanian Hotpocket

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.
Egyptian Hotpocket by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

houston hotpocket 

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep
My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.
houston hotpocket by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

Hotlicks Connoisseur  

Term used to describe the insatiable, delectable and incredible guitar playing skills displayed by Murray Atkinson, a guitar god on his own and currently with The New Odds. WARNING: Witnessing such brilliance causes straight men to turn gay and women to disrobe.
A Hotlicks Connoisseur is Murray Atkinson from The New Odds, we gotta go check them out when they're in Medicine Hat next week.

West Virginia Hotpocket 

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.
Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone

Charlotte Hotpocket 

When you go to a hotel un-fold the fold out couch and take a shit on it. You then fold it up for the next person.
Dude i just charlotte hotpocketed suite 234
Charlotte Hotpocket by dcarp April 2, 2011