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Hobknocker 

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly
Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal
Hobknocker by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker 

That was some juicy hobknocker.
Juicy Hobknocker by blackalex December 25, 2009

Hobknocker 

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door
Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!
Hobknocker by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

hobknocker 

one who masturbates in public restrooms
Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
hobknocker by scenesinner February 7, 2009

hobknocker 

someone who knocks your hobs
fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife
hobknocker by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017

Hobbknocker 

A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal
dude, he had sex with a horse...what a hobbknocker
Hobbknocker by tu`madre January 5, 2011