Hoberknocker 

The name calling of a man or woman that does not catch onto the joke or idea that is presented.

Mackenzie did not at all catch on that the tweet about inspiring was about her, she's such a hoberknocker.

Hoberknocker by Mackenziesux December 5, 2012

Hobknocker 

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

Hobknocker by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker 

A blowjob with relish

That was some juicy hobknocker.

Juicy Hobknocker by blackalex December 25, 2009

Hobknocker 

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

Hobknocker by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

hobknocker 

one who masturbates in public restrooms

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.

hobknocker by scenesinner February 7, 2009

hobknocker 

someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife

hobknocker by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017

Hobbknocker 

A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal

dude, he had sex with a horse...what a hobbknocker

Hobbknocker by tu`madre January 5, 2011