Front cunt 

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

Front cunt by eddy September 19, 2017

cunt front 

look hard in front of your friends when in fact you are an insecure vulnerable wreck. just call everyone a cunt, whether you like them or not, to prove to the world that you don't care what people think (despite the fact that you actually measure your life around what other people think).

"that guy's so cool. i wish i could be him."
"but you just called him a cunt"
"yeah. that's just my cunt front. get over it you cunt."

cunt front by jhsb February 7, 2008

Cunt in Front

The annoying person seated immediately in front of you on a long coach or aeroplane journey.

"Hey, the Cunt in Front just reclined his seat straight into my chicken chasseur!"

Cunt in Front by Greg Withnail August 16, 2011

Cunt in front of my kids 

When someone in Australia wants to get family to go home - they lose their temper and complain in order to make others leave

It's a thursday, Abrial has work in the morning.
Do i have to be a cunt in front of my kids?!

Cunt in front of my kids by Noodles_strawbridge August 29, 2025

cunt punt the front butt 

when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.

actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt

cunt punt the front butt by Twat waffle 1981 March 13, 2018

cunt font 

Is the ability to keep a font for yourself and reject anybody else's chance of using it for themselves. Usually done by a female but can also be a male with his balls in her purse. Is helpful to be a controlling cunt to get the point across by using their font.

"That lady called me to say you are using her cunt font. "

cunt font by LocoMoto December 18, 2014

cunts to the front 

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.

Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.

cunts to the front by prognosticator December 10, 2017