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Corporate Flagellate 

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
Related Words

Flaggle caggle 

flaggle caggle is a phrase usually said at the end of something such as a description, paragraph, a script, and a outro!
I love to eat tacos with extra cheese and... yeah Flaggle caggle goodbye!

flagellant 

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.
The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.
flagellant by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013

Flaglefluff 

The cheesy like substance that excreats from a dead clown on a dining tables anus and mouth.
Dude, did you see all that flaglefluff coming outta that nigga?

I know bro, we could make a crap load of a chessy soup. I'm happy as hell now!!!
Flaglefluff by mcnarley5 November 18, 2009

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

Flaggleraggle 

(flag-LER-aggle)

Feigning interest in a subject for the sake of a tenuous link.
I don't think Mel even likes Ben Folds. She's only going to see him because Seth Cohen from The OC has a Ben Folds Five poster in his bedroom. How very flaggleraggle of her.
Flaggleraggle by Mr Tommy December 9, 2005