A dead or severly wounded children's entertainer (usally a clown) atop a dining table. Flageeli (plural form) are most often radom events during religious festivals.
From Flagol the gnome from the novel 'A tale of 32 urban zones: The german susage dog story'
No flagle before it, nor any hereafter could surpass the splender of this one; the dead man, dressed as "DOODEEDOO!" was coverd from head to foot in a mixture of Golden syrup, fruit glaze and shaving cream which made him glow like a thousand bald men. "What is this splended flagle?" Asked those gathered in that place, "and who can make such a thing?". - Exert from 'The Teletubys do New York'
When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."