FUDGEHORN 

Farting while bare-assed. Especially if doing so point blanc onto someone's head.

Anne wants me to fudgehorn her if she oversleeps.

FUDGEHORN by spumilicious November 30, 2004

FudgeHorn 

A FudgeHorn is also a wet or chunky sounding flatulence, the sound of which would indicate the presence of solids or liquids, or may inspire suspicions of disease.

Following a truly wet and greasy sounding expulsion of anal gas and debris Timothy Exclaimed, "FudgeHorn!"

See also "...and so the universe began."

FudgeHorn by Dry_Rubber_Chicken July 22, 2010

Fudgemonkey 

A substitute for the word "Fuck","Shit", or "Damn". You can say this anywhere except for at or near a very prim and proper english person.Or your stuck up parents who might punish you from going to the next BIG BEST THING.If you're trying to stop cussing as much or can't cuss where you are at that moment,you can use this word.

You:"Fudgemonkey!I spilled red juice on my white shirt!" or "I'm so grounded from the MCR concert!Fudgmonkey!"

Fudgemonkey by Rock Goddess May 16, 2005

fudgerooniepoonie 

When you’re around kids and you want to say “fuck” but can’t.

Oh fudgerooniepoonie I stubbed my toe!

fudgerooniepoonie by Lizwizlizard July 20, 2021

fudgemonkey 

Synonym for : Crap, Shit, hell, a person ect.

1. What the fudgemonkey?!

2. Oh fudgemonkeys!

3. Damn that fudge monkey!!

fudgemonkey by Nick s. April 3, 2004

cocktastic fudgemonkey 

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

cocktastic fudgemonkey by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003

fudgehole 

The arse or anus from which poo may occasionally eminate.

Darling, you know I love you but I must insist that you shower before i tongue your fudgehole.

fudgehole by Jonny C6 October 1, 2006