Eldxr 

A very cool gamer that will slap your shit in any game cause ur ass.

Eldxr has big cock yez.

Eldxr by God himself that is real July 10, 2020

The Elder Wand 

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder 

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

screen-elder by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

elder McKinley 

Usually a gay man in the closet that everyone knows is gay but he doesn't know anyone knows.

yea that guy is totally elder McKinley

elder McKinley by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017

eldritch 

weird, eerie, but with connotations of being unearthly and perhaps evil or mysteriously sinister

"Night would soon fall, and it was then that the mountainous blasphemy lumbered upon its eldritch course."

(from H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dunwich Horror")

eldritch by Prof. Henry Armitage August 27, 2003

Elder Scrolls 

Best. Game. Series. Ever. Hands down.

The Elder Scrolls is better than Final Fantasy.

Elder Scrolls by 1337 sux October 1, 2006

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021