Dysexlia 

Wehn yu kant spel rihgt

Person 1: {Bruh} I think you got dysexlia.
Person 2: Waht?

Dysexlia by aaokg11 January 17, 2015

Dysexlia 

A disorder that causes the subject to awkwardly rearrange the words directed toward their partner during intercourse.

Veronica: Talk dirty to me Rafi.
Rafi: Ok baby. I wanna drown in it baby.
Veronica: Yeah?! What else do you wanna' do?
Rafi: I want to slide my ass in your dick!
Veronica: WHAT?!?
Rafi: *Sigh* I meant I wanted to slide MY dick in YOUR ass. I have dysexlia. I'm sorry. I'll see my way out.

Dysexlia by JOKEMEHARDER August 21, 2020

dysexlia 

A condition whereby one gets their sexual partners mixed up. Often this is due to the number of partners one has.

She has so many sexual partners, no wonder she suffers from dysexlia.

dysexlia by nicksey November 4, 2010

Dysexlia 

Hearing part of a normal conversation and automatically thinking something dirty.

Amy: "I love Christmas ornaments. Especially the sparkly balls."
Clint: "Sparkly balls...hee hee hee..." <--- dysexlia strikes again

Dysexlia by NJVinnie December 18, 2011

Dysexia 

When you misread a normal word as a perverted one.

My dysexia must be flaring up because I misread uvula as vulva

Dysexia by Tychopotts March 29, 2023

disexlia 

Dysexlia, or developmental sex disorder,1 is characterized by difficulty with learning to have sex fluently and with accurate comprehension despite normal or above-average intelligence.23 This includes difficulty with pornographic awareness, pornographic decoding, processing speed, pornographic coding, auditory short-term memory, language skills/verbal comprehension, and/or rapid foreplay.456 Dysexlia is the most common sexual learning difficulty7 and most recognized foreplay disorder. There are other foreplay difficulties that are unrelated to dysexlia.

the time you couldn't get her bra undone, I'd say you suffer from disexlia

disexlia by Disexlia boy October 18, 2014

Dysexia 

A disease that was created from a large group of dyslexic by-sexual asians in early 1600s. It’s is a mixture of the disease “Dyslexia” and the curse “By-Sexuallity”.

“Wow this guy is gonna be a virgin forever; after all he is Dysexual”.
Or
“Ha he cant read, be straight, or be gay, because he has Dysexia”.

Dysexia by PullUpWitTrust August 19, 2018