“I was just outside dooping when you called.” “When I use the indoor toilet my feet and legs go numb, the reason they go numb is because I’m so tall and the toilet is too low to the ground and it cuts off my circulation. To keep this from happening I now go outside and squat down to the ground and I call it dooping instead of pooping.
When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin
awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her droopingblackhole