Dumbfuckpie

It refers to a person who is unaware of how amazing and cool they are because their obsession with boys and unicorns take up all their time leaving her with no time for self-love and self-positivity. Also, these people are extremely stubborn, blonde, flexible and in most cases Russian. For these reasons and more, a dumbfuckpie is irresistible to most English teachers especially if their name is Tom.

"Yo that girl has a really cute cat with her, do you think I should go and ask her out?"
"Yes bro, let's just hope that she is not a dumbfuckpie and that her cat is already married to a French cat"

by VVVaria April 9, 2019

Dumbfuckian

When someone does something too stupid to ignore . A Fucktard . Idiots .a dumb fuck .

What a dumbfuckian .

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Dumbfuckinbman

Just like it says, a permit longshoreman who thinks his knowledge is endless. The reality is they are in all aspects retarded.

Man, I was working with a dumbfuckinbman who would not shut up.

by Capnhook November 6, 2012

Dumbfuckistan

The lay term for America since the "re-election" of George W. Bush to the Presidency

We all gotta leave Dumbfuckistan and the last one out turn out the lights!

by Cristi November 28, 2004

dumbfuckled

as if struck dumb with complete stupidity and confusion

Wally was completely dumbfuckled by the number of fish I caught compared to him catching no fish at all.

by Soul Clown Email List Guy December 1, 2004

Dumbfuckistan

Otherwise known as Shitsforbrainsylvania, is an area of the U.S.A. which showed it's vast intelligence in the 2004 election. Hence the name.

After the 2004 election it was clear which area of the U.S.A., (cough, Dumbfuckistan, cough) will be destroyed of stupidity.

by Whogivesashit?? August 12, 2007

Dumbfucksia

The disease of being a dumb fuck.

(after your friend accidently staples his hand)

"Dude, too bad there's no cure for dumbfucksia"

by Amber December 12, 2003