Disslex 

Disrespecting the linguistic and grammatical style of another in a condescending or patronising manner. Wordplay on disrespect and dyslexia.

Kate: "Don't say antidisestablishmentarianism! There might be hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobics about!"
Anna: "ADMIT IT.....YOU COPY AND PASTED BOTH OF THOSE WORDS...."

Anna is DISSlexing Kate. She is dissing her language.

Kate: "You DISSlexing me? Are you disslexing me though? Are you disslexing my family?"

Disslex by Kate and Anna September 26, 2008

dishlexia 

Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.

John: Hey you missed a cup
Jane: I have dishlexia

dishlexia by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007

dislexicon 

A dictionary of misused Language.

The rapper was stuck for a rhyme so he opened up his Dislexicon.

dislexicon by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

dissle 

1. ones best friend.

2. a diesel truck.

1.That dude right there's my dissle.

2.That is a nice dissle!

dissle by abaron13 October 28, 2010

Popo dislexia 

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

+
-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

Disclexic

In ultimate, or other disc related sports, the inability to read the disc, or tell where it is going.

Nick: "That guy kinda sucks at ultimate"
Sean: "I know, he must be disclexic"

Disclexic by warmachineultimate January 5, 2009

Urban Dicslexia 

A learning disability wherein the sufferer is unable to tell the difference between a clumsy portmanteau and a genuine neologism; as seen in many Urban Dictionary users.

Nobody actually uses the words trusticle, faceboink or Kitchenheimer's; not unless they have Urban Dicslexia.

Urban Dicslexia by GregT_314 January 27, 2009