To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007

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Chrismas dick

Someone(man/woman)who is acting like a complete and total dick around Chrismas. flamers can usually act this way in large crowds.

"Go suck a Chrismas dick!"

"Man, I was talking with your wife and shes a real Chrismas dick."

Chrismas dick by iceman9900 December 6, 2007

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