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Chimp shop 

Any R & D branch or firm which uses biomimicry for solutions; derived from an instance in Senegal, filmed by Nova, where chimps learned to make spears to hunt small primates called bush babies.
Bob says he's taking that job at that new chimp shop downtown because he sees potential in it but I say it's just because he's become a hippy burnout in his 12 semesters at tech.
Chimp shop by darqcyde September 10, 2007
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Fish and Chip Shop 

A place where the creme de la creme go to boogy on down with the local riff raff, whilst enjoying the shop's specialities such as Cod&Chips. It indeed would be fair to say the Chip shop is a good insight into the class system in Britain today. Workers in the chip shop are always strapping and gorgeous as the grease in the air is good for their skin.
"What ho, old boy, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"

"Quick lads, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"

Marden fish & chip shop 

Also known as hells fish and chip shop. A place where your bound for an early grave if you eat the chips
Sarah: "Hey Jim, wanna go to the Marden fish & chip shop?"
Jim:"I would no sooner eat the ungodly food stuff under the oven."

chip shop slag 

A term used to describe the appearance of a cheap, tacky, greasy, Pikey slag working in a chip shop.
"Ugh, did you see that chip shop slag in Fryer Tucks?"

"I can't even eat these chips. They may be contaminated."
chip shop slag by Bob Sleigh September 22, 2007

chip shop fart 

A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.
chip shop fart by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006

chipshop 

A fucked up haircut, usually cut with a chip fork and a bottle of vinegar.
guy 1: look at that chipshop
guy 2: yeah, what a kuyt
chipshop by chipshop May 14, 2014