marden 

he is a man who owns a store and people have caught him masterbating behind his desk

he also probaly keeps children in his storage locker.
he is a wild beast who roams around his shop ready to pounce on children who come in.

marden is very feisty

marden by ur nan is my grandad January 9, 2019

marden 

he is a legend. he works in a comer store and he likes the kwik wank every so often but do not mess with him because he hides a shotgun under his counter fully loaded.

in going to visit marden

marden by Ggggggggggghhhh March 13, 2019

Marden 

A proper fucking gimp

Your such a marden joel

Marden by WhiteWillyBilly June 21, 2018

marden 

Mr. steel your girl whit a really big penis

Lost my girl yesterday to a marden

marden by briandillerfarfraglostrup April 24, 2017

Marden you 

Marden me is a definition for saying pardon you!

Mark-*sneezes*
Bobby- marden you

Marden you by Gabbyisdaveat November 2, 2019

Marden fish & chip shop 

Also known as hells fish and chip shop. A place where your bound for an early grave if you eat the chips

Sarah: "Hey Jim, wanna go to the Marden fish & chip shop?"
Jim:"I would no sooner eat the ungodly food stuff under the oven."

Marden fish & chip shop by murphoman May 29, 2010

square marden 

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.

I always dreamed to square marden.

square marden by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011