Chaud 

A Chaud Ch-aw-d, is Guam's equivalent to an American Redneck.

A type of person or lifestyle

(Adj/Noun)

Dude... your dad is chaud.

Chaud by rokiivery December 24, 2007

chaud 

weird, or a fob chamoru

Don't you wish your boyfriend was chaud like me?

chaud by Chaud May 1, 2005

chaud 

wherein the length of the male genetalia is infact of greater width than length. A real chaud, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their chaud syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon

Wow, I smoked too much meth today.

chaud by Cronathan Smokesalot January 22, 2004

chaud 

A chaud is a penis that is fatter than it is long

A penis that could be 4" long but 6" wide

chaud by alex March 20, 2005

chaud 

hot, the opposite of being cold

your girlfriend is tres chaud

chaud by William Howell November 20, 2003

Chaud 

Really small and fat dick

Eugene has a massive chaud

Chaud by Feminism is cancer August 5, 2017

chaud 

A French word for hot. It can be used to describe something hot, literally. But also something that is cool. (The word is usually used in a Dutch-speaking environment)

scen 1
A: Hey B, do you know how many degrees it will be tomorrow?
B: I don't know man, all I know, is that it's gonna be chaud.

scen 2
A: Fête was wel chaud gisteren.

chaud by AtticusSaysQuestionableThings May 7, 2023