A Chaud Ch-aw-d, is Guam's equivalent to an American Redneck.

A type of person or lifestyle

by rokiivery November 22, 2007
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wherein the length of the male genetalia is infact of greater width than length. A real chaud, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their chaud syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon
Wow, I smoked too much meth today.
by Cronathan Smokesalot January 22, 2004
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A chaud is a penis that is fatter than it is long
A penis that could be 4" long but 6" wide
by alex March 20, 2005
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i chaud some pens from school
by Lukeyyy February 8, 2008
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