Carlogi 

Troen på at Carl er vores kejser og vi er hans undersåtter

“Tror du på Carlogi?”
“Nej”
“Fuck dig din taber”

Carlogi by Carls undersåt September 25, 2020

carloni 

A ferocious hermaphrodite monster weighing trilions of tons, eats everything, smells like rotting pussy, with an ass the size of the sun. This creature often waits by vigorously rubbing its smiley face and erecting thy right foot.

Run for your life it's a Carloni!!!

carloni by fartlover November 17, 2014

Carlosing 

To Carlos/Carlosing can mean one of two things.
A) To take a carefully selected portion of a funny or otherwise inappropriate conversation and post it in Carlos' thread (Talk 2 Carlos 2.0).
OR
B) To partake in any activity while mimicking the greatness of the Carlos.

"Her: LOLOL OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
Him: I know right? THAT SHIT IS WORTH CARLOSING! RIGHT NOW!"

"Him: I Carlosed the lawn yesterday.
Her: You mean you mowed the lawn?
Him: Yeah, but in the way of Carlos."

Carlosing by Mme. Guillotine November 2, 2011

Charlogic 

the way of Charles. An intricate assortment of thoughts, processes, beliefs that can create harmony within the mind when followed.

"He just won without even trying. His must have charlogic or something shid."

Charlogic by The Guma May 24, 2012

Carologist 

An expert in the realm of automobiles, or an engineer who has devoted themself toward cars.

I'll ask my friend the carologist about which car I should buy.

Carologist by Gander67 October 5, 2011

Carologist 

Someone who thinks they know about cars, using idiotic terms like “sleek” or “horsepower” in the wrong way.

Sentence: She told me that her Pacer had 12 revs of horsepower. She’s such a carologist.

Carologist by Chill2800 October 3, 2008

Carlosito 

The most wonderful person, who has the biggest heart and is extremely caring. It comes from a play on the diminutive for Carlos in Spanish by combining Carlos + osito (teddy bear). You can always count on Carlosito to provide the best hugs.

With his crimson sweatshirt, Carlosito gave me the best hug.

The cat hugged the teddy bear.

(#Garlosito —> Gato + Carlosito)

Carlosito by fish99 November 12, 2022