The ultimate insult, most commonly targeted at an annoying sibling or tradesman that comes to your house to do his job. There is no comeback to this, you automatically lose.

J: A can you do my makeup for my New Years party.
R: no she will mess it up remember what happened last time?
A: R you are such a butthanger.
R: :o

Butthanger by JobeOneKenobi December 31, 2022

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butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia

Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.

butthogger by CanisMinor November 5, 2013

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butthumper

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.

Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.

butthumper by bullshark April 1, 2008

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Butthugger

One that is junior to an accomplished asskisser. They simply cannot get into proximity to kiss the ass so they must be content to hug the butt until the proper opportunity arises.

Batman is a serious asskisser to Commissioner Gordon his sidekick Robin is terribly jealous. Oh well, I guess he just has to pacify himself being a legendary butthugger.

Butthugger by meezerfuhrer December 16, 2009

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