When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!

"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"

Ghetto Boarding by ghettorando901 May 12, 2014

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Paddle Boarding

When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.

Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.

Paddle Boarding by Skin DIver February 6, 2022

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Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

Bean boarding by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

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boardinghouse reach

The act of reaching across fellow diners for a dish or platter. A rude action by a person who has no manners and was probably raised in a barn.

Hey buddy! There is no need to reach across the table for the potatoes! We do not tolerate a boardinghouse reach in this house!

boardinghouse reach by peter gazinya October 4, 2010

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