Blowge 

A combined abbreviation of the term "blow job"

Bro that girl is SO HOT! I think I really like her.." "Dude, don't even bother, I got a blowge from her last night

Blowge by MelVan October 22, 2010

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

blowdge

Blowdge is short for blowjob. To suck or suckle..

Since she was on her period and didn't want to have sex, she blowdged on my cock.
You would love to blowdge on my cock.

blowdge by Elgondo October 4, 2008

night blogger 

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

night blogger by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012

Blowga 

The art of stretching so you're limber enough to suck your own penis.

Since he started practicing Blowga Daryl can get the head and half the shaft in his mouth.

Blowga by TommyFiveToes June 1, 2016

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

Malaysian gas blower by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Wad blower

An event or happening so incredible/amazing that it would instantly induce premature ejaculation.

Did you see the finale of Lost?

Yes, it was a total wad blower!

Wad blower by Eurospy March 5, 2009