blowgeoisie

A blowjob involving one French person and one American/British person. Either can be on the giving/receiving end.
Antonym: proraletariat

Enter two American teenagers
Person 1: Yo whattup son i got a blowgeoisie from that french exchange girl last night!!!
Person 2: DAAAAMN KID how was that shit?
Person 1: Fucking awesome she was drinking red wine and smoking the whole time though, kinda kinky
Person 2: ...

blowgeoisie by Jepaco May 6, 2011

bougeoisie 

a secret government, formed by Ronald Reagan. the only know workers are… THE BIRDS!
“All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the BOUGEOISIE!

“the birds work for the bougeoisie”

bougeoisie by georgia boggess July 8, 2019

Brogeoisie 

Bros whose assured financial security and first-class education does not stop them from shouting, drinking, partying and mixing with mere peasants. It appears that the social isolation common in bourgeoisie life is the main reason for bourgeoisie forcing themselves to take on this abrasive personality. However, the cultured sensibilities and affluent tastes embedded in their character by years of elitist propaganda is too difficult to hide, so brogeoisie are easy to detect for anyone with a good brodar.

Brogeoisie #1: Naw dude you shoulda seen it man, the fight at that party was like an Aristotelian tragedy, it was like Aeschylus's Agamemnon was being acted out right in front of my fucking face dude.

Bro: Uh.. who the hells Ayskulus..?

Brogeoisie #2: Um..ahemm... he means yeah dude it was fucking sweet that asshole got knocked the fuck out, I was about to jump on him but I had a complete moment of catharsis

Captain Brodar: Stop there impostors! No true bros have such an elite sense of Ancient Greek tragedy! You must be brogeoisie!

Brogeoisie #1: Damn it, they found us out, quick Horatio, back to Leaf Links golf club, I think i left my Cheetah's lights on.

Brogeoisie by Mahavishnu August 17, 2014

Brougeoisie

A middle or upper class bro, that either has a desk job or a management position, often giving directions to lower class bros.

Brougeoisie 1: "Man, sometimes I feel like we're not on good enough terms with the broletariat."

Brougeoisie 2: Nah broski, as long as long as we act like good bros to them, there's no reason we can't live peacefully with the broletariat.

Brougeoisie by Brosopher September 22, 2012

bluegeoisie 

(pejorative) - a portmanteau of "blue" (leaning to the political left) and "bourgeoisie" (the class of people who are wealthy, educated, and politically powerful), the bluegeoisie is the subset of political liberals and/or political progressives who are relatively affluent. A.K.A the "limousine liberals".

"Due to seeming hypocrisy, the bluegeoisie are suffering from a credibility gap."

bluegeoisie by Holy Jim December 17, 2024