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Cluster-bliffed

Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.
He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally cluster-bliffed the whole project.
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lip bliffed 

to put ones teeth through your upper lip whilst performing cunnilingus.
To fall on your face or in an absolutely ridiculous fashion, often suffering and being badly injured in the act.
Boy runs into a tree and breaks his leg.
"Wow, that kid totally biffed it!"
biffed it by Shelista February 2, 2009
To fall on your ass, like a clumsy fool
"Dude i was like grinding like nobodys business when I just biffed it"
biffed by Anonymous July 11, 2003
The delicate art of getting very blazed and stuffed.
joe: come on nagwagger, take a shot with me!
jesse: duuuuudee.. im so bluffed up right now. i can't
joe: poony.
bluffed by umbels May 10, 2009

BiffedHawn 

The hand with which you have rubbed the head of you're unwashed penis to climax is known as the "BiffedHawn" - e.g you have Biffed yourself hand-wise, self abuse. It now has a vomit inducing scent that should be washed more thoroughly than a coughed in hand.
FFS eeeewwwwwww!!!!! whos got the biffedhawn!!?