Blaylock

Spontaneous vacation or illness causing undo sorrow to one's co-workers, specifically the midnight shift.

I got screwed and gotta work New Year's cause Prez pulled a Blaylock.

Blaylock by cursedtonoend December 24, 2009

Blaylock

Material, only used to guard defensive forts or buildings.

it is guarded by a Blaylock

Blaylock by Colour black April 29, 2019

Blaylock Method

A solution to a cigar that is tunneling where you use a V-cut to cut the cigar, take the tobacco that you clipped off the cigar and plug the tunneling. It causes the cigar to burn evenly.

Either my cigar is ruined or I can use the Blaylock Method to plug the tunneling.

Blaylock Method by Intercaust July 8, 2024

Mookie Blaylock 

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.

Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.

Mookie Blaylock by Shougo February 20, 2022

Jolene Blalock 

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.

Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.

Jolene Blalock by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

andre blalock 

A cool basketball player that be litt af and have all the girls on him funniest person ever

Andre Blalock is a nice brother to his sister Tionna

andre blalock by Tuckey b June 16, 2017

Mr blalock 

Weird creepy pervert teacher who eats little children

“Y’all children are looking thicc today!”~mr blalock

“HURRY! Hide your knee caps Mr blalock is going to eat your knee caps”

Mr blalock by Old saggy balls October 20, 2019