Blanket 

The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.

Depression: Boo!

Me: Nice try, my blanket shall protect me

Blanket by Bigm0uth June 3, 2020

blanket 

When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.

Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.

blanket by meteor_melee July 21, 2020

Blanket 

A warm comfortable fuzzy that keeps u warm

I was so comfy in my blanket

Blanket by Fuck my goldfish January 4, 2015

blanket 

a cloth that is like a towel, but it's usually heavier and instead of drying you, it keeps you warm. Most people like to keep blankets on their bed at night. Blankets are totally sweet

damn I love my blanket

blanket by where am i? February 7, 2005

Blanket 

A mostly soft thing to keep warm with but is not always soft

Friend: how are you not cold
Me: I have a blanket

Blanket by Random human from the internet May 5, 2020

Blanket 

That comfy soft thing you have to take off in the morning

Just 5 more minutes in my comfy blanket!

Blanket by Vormix June 5, 2018

Blanket 

Large grouping of robots, in the same fashion of flock of birds or crash of rhinos.

A blanket of robots attacked the space station leaving no survivors.

Blanket by Matthew Liguori December 20, 2006